After it laughs at your failure to shoot those elusive ducks, you will no longer consider it to be “man’s best friend.”

Time to teach it a lesson.

Children beware!

Do not be deceived by its cute-looking features.
Do not accept its gifts of candy.
Do not respond if it asks for your A/S/L.

Protect yourselves now!

Give up. This “friendly” little bugger wants your absolute attention.

I say… give it to her.